Dear followers, it is time to finally set the record straight in this moustache fiasco. Pictured above, is not a set on MI6 but is in fact the latest in a series of weapons being designed by Warner Bros and Paramount Studios to combat the entity know as "Henry Cavill's Moustache". There has been no discussion over whether to shave or not to shave for the JL reshoots, simply a relentless campaign to put an end to the seemingly inexorable conquest of this despotic 'stache. It is not a question of IF I should shave - it is a question of how can we possibly be victorious against such a beast without bringing our own doom raining down upon us. #MI6 #JusticeLeague #HenryCavillsMoustache #HopeIsAllWeHaveLeft #MoustacheImpossible
Likely encouraged by Hollywood studios, Henry has addressed the public about the current threat posed by his moustache and the race against time to stop it before it conquers the world.
We stand by him, no matter what the outcome.
Godspeed, Mission: Moustache Impossible.
Armie's comment on #HenryCavill's last IG post https://t.co/YUBZBRb9Xp 😂 #MoustacheImpossible pic.twitter.com/eDcQSJqp6y— Armie Hammer Global (@ArmieHGlobal) July 26, 2017