Sunday, January 4, 2015

Missing Henry: Is The Buzz Cut To Blame For Zero Sightings?

We were having a relaxing Sunday, until it occurred to us that the reason we haven't seen Henry in a while, could be that people are not recognizing him thanks to that new hair of his..  


He could just be hunkered down with Kal in a desolate cabin somewhere without power or means of communication, but who are we kidding... this is Henry: Tekkie supreme. That leaves us with the obvious, the buzz cut is keeping him from us (#justforfun post).

So in the interest of furthering our chances of getting a new fan picture soon, we present to you: A day in the life of Henry Cavill. With a buzz cut. In Blood Creek gifs format.


This is Henry getting ready to go for a morning jog.. 


Until he realizes it's about to start snowing..


So he decides to run some errands instead..


What do you mean you're out of protein powder?


Seriously.. 


I drove all the way in from my desolate cabin in the woods, and you don't have something so basic as protein powder?


Let's just get out of here Kal..


Hi, Pizza Hut? can I just have a large 'Meat Lovers' on a thin crust?


This is what happens when news slows to a crawl. The End.


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Gifs: LaissezFaireAll/AmancanFly

24 comments:

  1. You know, I could see him maybe doing this. I like when he succumbs to Pizza Hut.

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    1. "I like when he succumbs to Pizza Hut." lol, in reality he could very well be a Domino's kind of guy or more likely the California Pizza Kitchen type. But in the context of our film, er.. gif story, they don't deliver way out in the boonies.

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    2. I am sorry but I never know what's meant by "gif". I am not an avid texter so I don't know what all the short cuts are.

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    3. @5:09

      Gifs are the moving images we're using in the post: "a computer file format for the compression and storage of digital video images." Also, from urban dictionary: "The proper pronounciation of the acronym is a soft "g" sound: like JIF. The creators of the format, Bob Berry & Steve Wilhite, claim that this soft "g" sound is used." Hope that clear things up a bit.

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  2. I think the zero sightings of Henry may be connected to his preparations for the Stratton movie.
    If he's training with actual Special Boat Operatives, it will be done in secret.The SBOs keep their identity,location,training methods etc. completely under wraps,to protect the operatives.

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    1. @10:47

      Didn't realize even the training was done in secret. It sounds like Henry could definitely be getting in that mindset as he prepares for the role. Thanks for that.

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  3. Very funny ! Thank you. We need fun because we miss him so much. A little game : in which film Henry has his t-shirt inside out ?

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  4. I think this mini-movie was better than the actual movie. Well done!

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    1. @8:50 thank you! truth be told, 'Blood Creek' could have used a little humor haha..

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  5. LOL... calling Pizza Hut is perfect he does love pizza

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  6. Wasn't he spotted recently at a restaurant with a group of friends from Gym Jones on Friday night with the person saying he was training at Gym Jones for possible reshoots of Superman VS Batman?

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  7. Or Mark Twight could be training him for Stratton!

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  8. more more gif photo please <3 <3 <3

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  9. Yes indeed he has been in Utah training with mark twilight. Staying with his trainer. Preparing for Stratton training. He was at wood grill pizza I think its called. He was also spotted in LA on dec. 28 at a restaurant/club.

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  10. I'm not too sure the LA sighting was legit, although it does make sense for him to visit his agents every now and then to discuss business.

    Maybe he grew a beard too! Buzz Cut + Beard!

    Staff, is there anyway to ask Henry's management team for more info on his upcoming SBS training? I'm so excited for Stratton...more than Superman!

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    1. Maybe he grew hair everywhere!! Grizzly Henry :D

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    2. I Agree...I think He's getting ready for Commando Training (which sounds like training with pants and no underwear, but)... :D https://www.facebook.com/pages/Commando-Training-Centre-Royal-Marines/108379915852637

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    3. @11:23 PM

      Buzz cut + beard sounds awesome, don't think we've seen that look on Henry have we?
      Yes, Stratton should be very cool, but as someone else pointed out and the author confirmed, the training does take place in secret. So we don't think we'd get anywhere if we were to ask. However, we are working on a post about what it could entail, and we should be learning more about the film as production gets closer.

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    4. I was right judging by the recent photos of Henry at that party. Buzz cut + beard it is!

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  11. This mini-movie is hilarious...and probably sums up his Christmas/New Year's Vacation! LOL Nice job HCN (y) :)

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    1. Not so sure Henry would agree with that! -- but like we said on the post, desperate times call for desperate *gif* measures.

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  12. *Walks up to the highest point in Utah* "HENRYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!"

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    1. Everyone heard that all the WAAAAAAAAAAY up to Alaska !

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    2. Well he heard me because he just made an appearance with Amy Adams in LA. :D

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